"Kristiana, do you have any prayers to offer?"
"Yes, I thank God for rainbows!"
I add, "Oh, good. Rainbows are God's promise to never destroy humanity again to punish us. It is a sign of hope for us."
"Annie, do you have any prayers to offer?" Annie simply looks up and nods her head up and down a couple of times. Then she makes some barely audible humming and cooing sounds through her pacifier.
"Lucy, do you have any prayers to offer?" I am making a habit of asking our three month old for her prayers so no one forgets that she is a person and one day will offer her prayers aloud.
Kristiana bursts in, "Lucy has prayers. She thanks God for boobies."
"I'm sure she does."