Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Renee Needs

It's been a while. I am just trying to find the balance. I haven't even kept up on my favorite blogs.

Anyway, I thought y'all would be interested in this, because it's a chance to google yourself, so it should be fun for you.

Here's how this works: Google *your name* needs, and write down 10 of the search results.

1. They were all along the lines of "Renee needs to gain weight" and "Renee needs a man."
2. Her advice: Renee needs to get back to the joy of "just being."
3. You know if Renee Zellweger needs a couple of bucks, I'm happy to lend it to her.
4. Renee needs a break. (Ain’t it the truth? We all do.)
5. Renee needs a home. She squats in a shack down on Gardner street. In the shadow of wealth and the town's elite. Wondering each day what she'll have to eat.
6. Renee needs to tell a very important reality-altering story –
7. Renee Zellweger Needs a Makeover.
8. RENEE NEEDS TO MIND HER BUSINESS AND STOP TAKING ALL OF STRESS AND PUTTING ON OTHER PEOPLE YOU ALL NEED TO GET RID HER
9. At her work, if Renee is late more than six times, she's in danger of losing her job.
10. Garlington Center needs your voice, Renee

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